I've heard a lot of chatter this week about a certain celebrity's suggestion on how to save toilet paper.  Maybe the solution is the washable & industrial strength kind.  The kind made from hemp and cotton.  Maybe even knitted.  Something to ponder.

Okay, what you're looking at is the latest Argosy Scarf to sprout forth from the needles.  I machine washed and dried it and it is now soft and plump and totally giftable.  I can hear you cracking up at the nearly day-glo wallpaper and dated TP fixture.  So laugh.  Its good for you.  I live 24/7 in the 70's, thanks to the original owners of our house.  Someday I'll show you the shag in my knitting studio...

~Inner monologue: I'm hoping there is no one out there reading this who actually believes I'll be using and washing homemade toilet paper.  Just eewww!  But maybe the manufacturers could start making the stuff from hemp, a soft version.~